Lookin just like money
eliaes:
xfullcanvasx:

"fight me you bitch"

xfullcanvasx:

"fight me you bitch"

algebratwo:

The asymptote of Nicki Minaj’s booty on the Anaconda cover is y = -20x

ruinedchildhood:

It was a simpler time.

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

eofelis:

eofelis:

but why are french people so rude!!" you ask

well

it’s because our national symbol is a cock

image

so we can’t help being dicks

this is my post with the most notes and it’s a dick joke

crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

me: *goes to seminar on german history with german colleagues*
me: *sees spanish professor there*
spanish professor: ¿qué tal hombre? ¿cómo te va? ¿qué haces aquí?
me:
me:
me: ...ich...
me: [forgets entire spanish language]

taylor-sea:

The progression of video games in a few decades.